Fred, here goes.
I have a startup idea. It is going to revolutionize search, social, mobile, local, and, and. One more thing. Yes, ecommerce.
This deal is so good you are not going to need to do another deal after this one, that good. You could go ahead and retire. That good.
This blog post is my message in a bottle to you. I am not going to email you, I have never called you, we almost skyped once, but all that is bridge under water (Sandy metaphor).
Here's hoping you will take the bait.